The opposite of light is dark. The opposite of birth is death. The opposite of existing is non-existence. However, there is no finite opposite of life, and so Hermione Granger must learn to live with that knowledge and all its caveats. (Rebooted again as of November 6th, 2015.)

"Once upon a bloody time, a bookworm and a prankster were unwittingly caught in a bleedin' explosion that trapped them in an effing Muggle storybook. It all began because of all bloody Seamus Finnegan. We should just exile Seamus, and then we'll all live happily ever after."

When the Marriage Incentive is posited by both ancient magic and the Ministry to counter the severe population decline, Hermione finds herself disappointed with her prospects. The aforementioned prospects, however, finds this frankly offensive and decides to live up to her exact expectations, even if they're untrue, to prove Hermione's good at reading books, not people.

Who knew a charmed radio, a magical locket, and some Sinatra could go such a long, long way?

The entire Wizarding community seems to be speechless, over the edge and just breathless. Hopeless, they're head over heels in the moment. Who knew they'd get hit by that love bug? Breaking off long-standing relationships and forsaking personal vows, everyone's taken a flying leap and falling in love. There must be something in the water.

Things go down the night before the 10 Year Class Reunion, literally and figuratively, and Puck had never been happier.

When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.

Kids learn language by listening to their parents. They learn behavior by observing people. So when a person is exposed to constant abandonment, it's only logical to assume that's all they'd know. That's all they knew how to do. Because it's a learned behavior.

A story of the exile of Cersei Lannister beyond the wall.