Left to house sit for the Granger's Ron and Hermione get up to some sexy times inspired by a Monty Python song, of all things.
Just a quick story exploring how it would be if JK Rowling had written the books with the characters swearing as much as real teenage boys do. Set during OotP and rated for language.
Ron surprises Hermione late one night during her seventh year at Hogwarts. Written for the Library prompt of Romionesmut's recent fic competition on tumblr. Lemon.