Bebe and Clyde have been on again, off again since elementary school. Craig is Clyde's roommate and an antisocial asshole. A turbulent love triangle ensues and Craig discovers that sometimes it's possible to only really meet someone after having known them for years.

It's another boring Friday night for South Park's goth kids until Henrietta unveils a book of spells and tests them out on Michael, Pete and Firkle. She comes across a truth spell, but some stones are better left unturned.