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  • How To Change a Hobbit's Mind In Five Minutes Or Less

    We continue, dear readers, with Ms. Bella Baggins & her craving for adventure! After recuperating from her fainting spell, Bella reevaluates her life and finds it quite lacking. Yet, there is little in all of Middle-earth that can change a Baggins mind or soften a Tookish heart. Yet, within a span of five minutes with the help of a wizard and a song, miracles can happen! Fem!Bilbo

  • How To Make A Hobbit Faint In Five Minutes Or Less

    Dwarves sometimes need a brick or two to land on their head to notice there are just some things that one should or shouldn't do. Thorin has already managed to offend the sensibilities of Mistress Bella Baggins and Bofur now his his moment. When asked to partake in a great adventure, Ms. Baggins is quite interested until she learns that dragons are part of the bargain.

  • How To Offend A Hobbit In Five Minutes Or Less

    Bella Baggins prides herself and a well-stocked pantry and a tidy home. This little hobbit has a thing or two to say to the vexing dwarf who thinks her too unimportant to give her much thought. Never underestimated an offended hobbit. **testing the waters with a new fandom...just a drabble to get a feel for it. Please read and review.** Fem!Bilbo.