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Emachinescat

  • One of Those Days

    There are days when the pain makes it nearly impossible for Thomas Magnum to get out of bed. Today is one of those days.

  • Nothing Gold Can Stay

    A worried Rick goes looking for Thomas, only to find that Nuzo's killers got to him first and sent a very clear message - with their fists. But Thomas isn't just bruised and bloody on the outside. Something inside him broke when Nuzo died, and Rick is left to pick up the pieces while still grieving himself. Slight AU/Missing Scene from 1x01 "I Saw the Sun Rise."

  • Worlds Apart

    AU of 3x05 "The Day Danger Walked In." When Ethan tries to play the hero, he isn't the one who gets shot. Thomas is. And when Ethan has to cauterize the wound, Thomas finds himself lost between two worlds where the only common factor is the pain.

  • Now Ain't That a Kick in the Head (And Everywhere Else)

    Shawn learns the hard way that playing the hero isn't always what it's cracked up to be, and that sometimes, when your dad says to lay low and let the cops handle it, you should listen. Unfortunately, "the hard way" involves a hostage situation and a handful of very angry bad guys with a score to settle. AU of 5x07 "Ferry Tale." Part of my whumpier AU series "AU That Glitters."

  • Poison Plus Mac Plus Paralysis

    When Mac is dosed with an experimental poison that slowly paralyzes him, he must rely increasingly on Jack to get him to exfil before it's too late.

  • Psy vs Psy in the Sky (And Right Back Down Again)

    After being taken hostage by fake psychic Lindsay Leikin, Shawn finds himself tied up and on an unplanned skydiving adventure. AU of 2x03, "Psy vs. Psy"

  • Mama Bear

    After Jim's fight with Draal, his mom sees his bruises, and Mama Bear is unleashed. Post-Win, Lose, or Draal.

  • A (Fake) Psychic and a (Real) Warlock Walk Into a Bar

    Two loners, two travelers. One has had centuries to run, the other only years, but when these two cross paths, destiny will make sure it's a meeting that they'll not soon forget. Fake psychic meets real sorcerer, and friendships will be forged, drinks will be downed, witty banter will be had, and pineapples will be mentioned more than once.

  • A New Friend or Foe

    Erica is a new student at Hogwarts. A shroud of mystery surrounds her. But does she have anything to do with a secret past of Voldemort's? If so, how is it that Harry is falling for her?

  • The Finch and the Mockingbird

    Henry's past comes back to haunt him in the worst of ways when a psychopath bent on revenge goes after his son in a deadly game inspired by the dark themes of revenge in Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird.' Now father and son must fight for their lives and for each other, because this guy is determined to kill a mockingbird: a snarky, faux-psychic mockingbird named Shawn Spencer.

  • Now You Know

    Merlin makes the life-changing decision to reveal his magic in order to save Arthur's life, determined to stay his course and not give up on Arthur even when it seems the king has turned his back on him. Parody of Frozen's 'Let It Go.'

  • Roaring Like a Lion

    A series of one-shots exploring the aftermath of events of the movie: Josh and Mina struggle with Radisson's death. Ayisha and Josh develop a relationship. Martin's faith is tested, and Amy begins cancer treatments. Mina reaches out to Mark. Only One can help them - and He's living on the inside, roaring like a lion. NEW: Josh talks to Ayisha after the concert; something clicks.

  • No More Spencers Jumping on the Bed!

    AU Tag to 'Shawn and Gus Truck Things Up'. Jumping on the bed then subsequently climbing out his bedroom window to escape his father's wrath was supposed to be fun. It wasn't supposed to include a hole in the wall, falling off the roof, a concussion, multiple broken bones, or father-son bonding. But maybe that last one isn't so bad. 8x7.

  • The Wizard Formerly Known as The Boy Who Lived

    Harry's no longer "The Boy Who Lived". He's made up a new title, and Ron and Hermione are not impressed. Drabble. Post-Deathly Hallows. Mild crack.

  • Epic Tribute

    So many died over the course of seven years. So many innocents gave their lives for the good of wizard and mankind. What better way to remember these warriors than with a collection of poetry written by those friends and family left grieving?

  • When He Cursed Him on the Head

    A fun little parody of the Jonas Brothers song When You Look Me in the Eyes. This is just a bit of silly fun, dabbling in rhyme, meter, and song parodies. Please review, especially if it made you laugh!