It is their seventh years at Hogwarts, and Scorpius and Rose hate each other with a burning passion. Prefect Scorpius is quiet, shy, isolated, an outcast. Gryffindor Quidditch Captain Rose is arrogant, outgoing, and simply reckless. Against all odds, these two polar opposites have become Head Boy and Head Girl. Can they handle the pressure, and each other? Rated T for language.

Here we go: I, Lily No-Middle-Name Evans, am madly in love with James No-Middle-Name Potter. The problem is, the one year where I can spend quality time with him outside of class is the one year he decides he is completely over me. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, James Potter is over me. Not just over me, though. He hates the mere ground I walk upon. What a wonderful year this will be.

"Potter, Albus," McGonagall read, and Albus walked over to the Sorting Hat with false confidence. He could see Rose at the back of the line, giving him a thumbs up. Sighing, Albus put the hat on his head. This was it. Albus recalled what his father told him that morning. "One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew," his father said.

For the first time in forever, James Potter has missed Head patrols, leaving Lily Evans forced to patrol the dungeons all alone. What happens next?

James Potter is in deep trouble. "I'm in trouble I'm an addict I'm addicted to this girl She's got my heart tied in a knot And my stomach in a whirl" Inspired by the song Trouble by Never Shout Never.