Naruko is a she-devil… who really, really, really likes her Onii-chan. So much so, she wants to keep him. And marry him. And have lots and lots of babies from him. Hilarity and smut ensue. (Naruto x Naruko) AU, Incest, Altered Characters, Lemons! This is M for a reason! You have been warned! Collab with DrunkManSquakin.

Ever since the Sasuke Incident, Naruto and Sakura have been... bonding. In bed. Alot, Until she quite suddenly starts avoiding him... And then one of Naruto's students decided she wanted a piece of that. (Oneshot; Naruto x OC x Sakura) AU, Out of Character, Altered Character, Lolicon, Impregnation, Harem, Implied Character Death. You have been warned! Collab with DrunkManSquakin.

Soon after joining Akatsuki, Sasuke's crimes against Kumogakure no Sato have… consequences. Now, a hot-blooded redhead with familiar birthmarks is out for blood. (Oneshot; Naruto x Sakura x Karui)

Cancelled, Read at your own digression. This is one of my earliest attempts to write a fic... yeah, I didn't come out that well. Way too OOC and Mary Sue, too much of an info dump and too little actual dialogue. I just keep it here because I want to remember my mistakes, and because I've put a lot of work into it as a beginner. Purple prose!