Join the Potter Twins, Harry and Theodora, as they go through their seven years of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Learning spells and potions, making new friends... and fighting for their lives every year! That wasn't on the letter.

These books will help you win the war. That got your attention, didn't it? Calista glared at the invasion of her privacy. It wasn't enough that she nearly died every year, now everyone got to read her every thought? Her eyes caught Ron and Hermione, they didn't look too pleased either. How much trouble would they get into for the stunts they've pulled? Fem!HP RTB

Lorelai sat herself at the Slytherin table, back ram rod straight, ignoring the whispers. The Girl Who Lived in the snake pit. Hagrid had said all bad wizards were in Slytherin, he told them the monster who killed their parents was a Slytherin. Did her brother think she was evil now?

Lorelai Potter gets sorted into Slytherin. Now she has to deal with life in the snake pit and a brother who truly believes that all Slytherins are evil.