The Fictional world is in chaos. Authors have gone missing, leaving their characters unprotected and vulnerable. And that's not it. There's an unknown evil attacking the Characters. Only a Fanfiction author, or four can save the Universe now. Armed with various weapons and food, it's time to return balance to the world. Rated T just in case.

One boring day, Tony discovers the song Black Widow. With Natasha out on a mission and two other bored superheroes, what else is there to do but play Piss Off The Spy By Twerking? And what is this male stripping the Midgardians speak of? CRACK FIC, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK AND PREPARE TO HAVE THE SONG RUINED FOREVER. Rated T to preserve the children's innocence.