Two faerie siblings attend Hogwarts in post-canon. Brigitte O'Ciardha is looking forward to a year away from home. A year of low-stakes, minimal meddling older brothers, and definitely no stupid pixies. It'll be fun, and no one needs to lose their head over anything. [OC]
Harry discovers Parseltongue a little earlier. As magic goes, it's not very useful. It's enough to make a few friends though. And isn't that enough? (Fem!Harry)
Everyone always thinks they can get one over on the old man. [Oneshot] [Crack/Parody of Super!Dark!Indie!Well-Endowed!2Wycked!Harry]