Orihime is married to Ulquiorra with her thirteen year old son Daisuke. Everything is going fine until her hot next door neighbor, Ichigo Kurosaki, moves in and turns her perfect life upside down.

It was a simple mission. Get The Scroll of Mitsuki. But with Shisui, Naruto, and Sakura. Nothing was simple. "Oi ! Itachi ! Quite staring at Sakura-chans ass !"

It was simple. Go in MS1. Save the presidents daughter. Get his name cleared. But this 5'2 pink haired, crazy bitch was proving to be more then enough trouble for her own good.