Hogwart's Rule Number 9: I will not insist that the House Elves feed fried snakes to the Slytherins.

Hogwart's Rule Number 360: Please stop telling first years about the time the Hogwart's Christmas tree ate a student.

Hogwart's Rule Number 550: Getting Everyone to do The Time Warp in the Great Hall will not earn my House extra points. Hogwart's Rule Number 551: - Even if Dumbledore joins in. Hogwart's Rule Number 552: - Rule 550 will however be revoked if I can get Snape to participate.

Hogwarts' Rule Number 28: I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leapard, tasmanian devil or pirahna.

Preview of a random story coming to a fanfiction site near you!

Just a preview to a friend's dream pairing. Made firstly for her, secondly for me and thirdly for you! Very short, please enjoy and hopefully it'll be on it's way in a few days. The actual fic will be rated M.

Harry's visiting the Burrow before his sixth year at Hogwarts, he hasn't seen Ron in a while and things get a little hot and heavy. POV HP. Rated M for swearing and under age sex. R&R please?

POV of Draco Malfoy, following the events from the Philosopher's Stone. So pretty much just a remake of the book, inserting made up events etc. Hope you guys like it!

Swapping POV of Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter, contains detentions, masturbating, WILL contain sex in future chapters and LOADS of swearing, characters like truck drivers but sexier . This fic was made for a friend.

Scorpius Malfoy is having difficulties with his studies and obtains a talking canary to help him complete his school work. A prequel to Hogwarts Rule 28.

A post war fic, following the adventures of Harry Potter, godfather to Teddy Lupin.

Draco accidentally leaves his journal in the Great Hall, Harry comes across it, and with the promise as a good Gryffindor and Hermione's nagging he intends to return it - but not after having a little browse of the snake's secrets.

Hogwarts Rule Number 236: If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to use it.

Hogwarts Rule Number 457: Draco Malfoy no longer requires a nanny nor does he need tucking in and a "bit of a cuddle" Hogwarts Rule Number 458: - Not even if he insists that he does, and that his father has hired me to provide said service.

Hogwarts' Rule Number 548: "Draco Malfoy takes it up the ass!" is not an appropriate Quidditch chant. Hogwarts' Rule Number 549: - Even if I know it's true. For Beaabop

Hogwart's Rule Number 247: I should not show up at the front gate wearing part of another Houses uniform, messily drunk. Hogwart's Rule Number 248: - Even if my Prefect did it too. Rated for underage drinking.

Hogwart's Rule Number 319: I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.

POV of Harry. Keeping close to the book, this is about Harry running through the fourth, figuring out his "true emotions". Will Cedric survive? Will Ron tell Hermione how he feels? Will someone just smack Draco one! And what about S.P.E.W.? For Lulu. R&R?

Hogwart's Rule Number 495: Repeat: Draco and Harry are not secret lovers. Draco and Harry are NOT secret lovers.

Hogwart's rule number 436: Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is inappropriate.