To Ron's horror, he finds himself paired with Draco for a Potion's assignment, and to make matter's worse - the blonde git is sick! How dare he!

Hogwarts Rule Number 32: I will not kiss Trevor

Hogwart's Rule Number 1: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, not will I insist that their house colours indicate that they are "covered in bees".

Hogwart's Rule Number 359: Singing "Wild Thing, You make my Heart Sing" whenever you see Professor Lupin is not allowed, even though he likes it.

Hogwarts Rule Number 179: I am not allowed to eat lollipops within Professor Snape's sight ever again

Hogwart's rule number 397: Coming up behind Harry while he ad Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny. Hogwart's rule number 398: - Even if Luna Lovegood does say "Yes, I thought so too".

Hogwart's Rule 81: I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present. Hogwart's rule 82: - Especially if I don't tell her what it is.

Hogwart's rule number 379: I cannot lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

Hogwarts rule number 447: I am not allowed to spank others. Hogwarts rule number 448: - Even if Draco Malfoy liked it.

Hogwart's Rule number 512: I am not allowed to use the superglue spell, to stick Harry and Draco's hands together.

POV Sirius Black, just him having a bit of fun with Remus on a really hot day. M for sexual acts.

During Potions, Mister's Potter and Malfoy have a tiff, Neville's potion is thrown and the fighting teens are caught in it. What happens you ask? You'll just have to keep reading. POV change each chapter. Rated M for swearing and possible nudity.

Pre-Harry.POV change each chapter and there will be swearing and inappropriate behaviour of all sorts M for safety. I'm doing a lot of research to be as accurate as possible with my information if you spot a problem give me a ping and I'll tend to it ASAP

Just a bit of ramblings after Remus has finished one of his cycles during the Maraurder's years.

Fred/George, slight Harry/Ron, seemily gay Seamus, Dean and Oliver... A party goes on between Gryffindors at The Burrow while Molly and Arthur are away in Romania.

Changing POV from Hagrid to Ron to Hermione. This is a short songfic to the song No Bravery by James Blunt. Tell me what you think?

Pulling Pigtails'definition: When one little usually boy teases, hits, pokes, hurts or insults another for attention, usually someone they like. POV Draco Malfoy. Post war fic, one-shot. Ment to be boyXboy but can be seen as not. R&R please?

Ron and Harry have a fight, Ron refuses to apologize, and Harry's dead set on not handing one out also. Random fluff oneshot, and mistletoe! Short, sweet and simple.

It's a Harry Dudley fic, inspired by the last book, it does contain a few words from the last book but nothing really that's going to ruin the book for oyu if you haven't read it yet. This is for my darling Kat!

Harry wakes up covered in sweat and in pain. It's a little negitive, rated K coz I didn't feel safe rating low, it's boyXboy, but not too bad, it has 'bloody', that's all the bad stuff. If you did like it, tell me that you did if not tell me that you didn