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  • Dirty Play

    Drabble, MWPP: Snape contemplates the refined taste of mud as he vows revenge on Sirius and James. Just as soon as he gets the worms out of his underwear.

  • Got Any Grapes?

    Oneshot: Frankly it was driving Remus up the wall, not to mention his blood pressure, as he constantly waited for Sirius to show up asking that dreaded question. And for the life of him, Remus couldn't figure out what Sirius wanted grapes for.

  • Once Around the Campfire

    Oneshot, MWPP: Remus is the smart one, Sirius is the prankster, and James is the leader. So what talent does Peter have that makes him one of the Marauders?

  • Not Thinking of You

    Oneshot, MWPP: James is hopeless when it comes to trying to win over Lily's heart and after another disaster Sirius offers him some new dating advice. There's a reason no one listens to Sirius' love advice and James is about to find out why.

  • Windows to the Soul

    Oneshot, MWPP: Remus was just quietly eating his pudding snack when he's attacked by a very curious Sirius with personal space issues. Remus just hopes Sirius hasn't been sniffing James' socks again.

  • There's Something About Dumbledore

    Oneshot: Draco has found out Dumbledore's great secret and can't wait to reveal it to the school. Unfortunately things don't go as planned leaving a very agitated, and certainly not gay, Malfoy.

  • Ode to Ol' Faithful

    Oneshot, MWPP: James knew it was impolite to laugh during his best friend's funeral, but given what he was supposed to mourn he thought he'd be excused this one time.

  • A Truth, Some Lies, and a Pair of Pants

    Oneshot, MWPP: The school is under the great misconception that Sirius is currently shagging the pants off of Remus. Remus goes to find Sirius to correct the rumor... and possibly get back his pants.

  • From Boys to Men

    Oneshot, MWPP: Remus did not expect to spend his coming of age birthday hungover and locked in a Muggle jail without his clothes. This was entirely Sirius' fault.

  • Girlfriends

    Oneshot, MWPP: James had one. Even Peter had one. And yet Sirius had no date for Valentine's Day. Oh the lengths Remus would go through for the sake of friendship.

  • Bundle of Joy

    Oneshot, MWPP: Babies were sort of cute, Remus supposed. Just not the one residing in his apartment with Sirius claiming they were the parents of. Clearly Sirius needed a refresher on the birds and the bees.

  • This Ain't No Fairy Tale

    Everyone knows the story; the princess gets kidnapped and forced to marry the evil villain and then the hero saves the day. Except Remus isn't a princess, the ex-Prince is an idiot and everything just goes to hell. And who said anything about love?

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Tired of hearing constant remarks that he's too serious for his age, Squall starts acting exactly his age as a moody, careless, and often times exasperating teenager. It's driving Cloud up the wall who's receiving the brunt of Leon's attitude change, but to be fair, the blond did bring this upon himself. Cloud/Leon

  • Pretty in Pink

    Oneshot: Leon looks as surly as usual with the extra addition of silky pink ribbons in his hair. Cloud doesn't get a lot of time to poke fun at the brunet before he's ambushed. No matter what Leon says, pink is definitely not his color.

  • Shave and a Haircut

    Oneshot: Sora has hit puberty and goes over to Cloud and Leon's for some much needed guidance. Too bad the pair are ill-equipped to handle it. Exasperation and bewilderment abound. Light Cloud/Leon

  • A Whisper in the Night

    Oneshot: Cloud comes home after a long absence to find Leon sleeping on the couch. Cloud/Leon

  • Baker's Dozen

    Oneshot Fluff Piece: It's just a lazy Sunday morning and Cloud's sitting at the kitchen table watching Leon bake bread. There's no where else he'd rather be. Cloud/Leon

  • There's Something About Arthur

    Oneshot: It was unusual that everyone on the team was able to eat out together, so it was already an usual day for everyone to be sitting out at a cafe. Cobb was brooding, Saito was talking, Eames was storytelling, Ariadne was writing, Yusuf was sciencing, and Arthur...well, he had just fainted headfirst onto the table. And things just get weirder from there.

  • Catch a Tiger by the Toe

    Oneshot: Due to an accident gone wrong, Eames has been turned into a tiger. Surprisingly, things aren't that different around the warehouse save for a deeply put upon Cobb. Eames/Arthur

  • Sweet Merlin Get Away from Me

    MWPP: James is a girl, Peter becomes the most wanted boy in Hogwarts, and the entire school thinks Remus is pregnant with Sirius’ baby. All in all it’s just another normal day for the Marauders.