I blame this entirely on Clell's Big Box of Silliness! Or at least most of it. That rancid meatball last night may have had something to do with it. Meanwhile, it seems Arthur has a problem that he's hoping his Healer can help him with.

Rita Skeeter's final article on the trial of Dolores Umbridge

Harry Potter finds himself shagging every woman in Great Britain, and it is all thanks to Draco Malfoy. Will Malfoy ever forgive himself? Loads of sex, multiple partners, rape, incest, and through it all, Harry is still a nice guy. ABANDONED DUE TO REENFORCED NON-ADULT POLICIES. Summary of where the story was going is final chapter.