We all know that Lucio made Julian eat a plague beetle, and that's how he got the plague... but we never get shown this fascinating scene. I decided to speculate as to how it happened. Some Lucio/Julian, but mostly angst and somehow... comedy.

These stories are graded T for Troll and rated U for Utterly Ridiculous. Go on and read if you want a laugh. Comments on the style and quality of writing would be most appreciated - as for the content, well, it's just off-the-planet...