During a boring world meeting Denmark muses about all the reasons he loves Norway.

No summary really. Can you guess what they're doing? Rated T for moderate obscene language.

Just around the corner from graduation, Lukas Bondevik was more than ready to leave school. He just needed one more math class...which he was terrible at. Couple poor math skills with a too-attractive young teacher can Lukas get a good grade, graduate, and also hold his rapidly growing feelings together? Teacher/Student AU. (Renamed from 'Teach Me, Please')

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have had this "arrangement" for eight years. And for eight years both men have kept their true feelings hidden away. One thing was certain: this wasn't love. Cheating, Ginny bashing, M/M smut (eventually, maybe) swears, the whole shebang

Harry cheats on Ginny with Draco, later Draco cheats on his wife with Harry. Neither results in anything good, not yet anyway. Meanwhile, the sentence I just repleaced with this one completely butchered the English Language, I'm so sorry.