The history of Hobbits is far more complex than than the Big Folk are led to believe. As a direct descendant from the union of a High Elf and a Son of Durin, how will the Company fare with a Bilbo who's cunning, resourceful, trained in weapons and not so useless after all?

Harry has been abandoned by the Dursley's in a New York alleyway and beaten within an inch of his life. A certain Cajun thief is passing by at just the right moment and saves Harry. After a few weeks, Harry gets adopted! How will the wizard-turned-mutant feel about the X-Men? And how will the wizarding world feel about being abandoned by their saviour? AU

Harry is beginning to notice the manipulation of the Light. His reality is being changed, and he's made some unexpected allies. As the pressure goes up? Harry's breaking. Please be nice; first one-shot. Inspired by 'Click Click Boom' by Saliva. Harry's OOC, Light is BAD, Snape is semi-good. Please read? Thanks!