Harry was abandoned in London at the age of six by his Uncle Vernon. He manages to find his way to Diagon Alley, and while there becomes friends with Daphne Greengrass. Watch as their lives become intertwined, and their destinies unfold.

This is a collection of plot bunnies about the many ways Voldemort could have died. I am going to try and pull them all out of left field, but apologize if another author has previously written it. crack!fic I am completely open to suggestions and ideas for future deaths.

Join me now, fair reader, as we watch a young Harry Potter come to Hogwarts carrying a deep and dark secret. One he has kept hidden for five years, one that threatens to escape with the slightest provocation. Watch with me as Harry battles the monster within himself.

Voldemort decided to vanquish Harry instead of killing him in the forest. In doing so set Harry on the path to an adventure of the ages. Not your usual time-travel fiction. Watch Harry grow and learn and become a legend as he travels home.

Harry was chosen as the fourth Tri-Wizard Champion, and was punished severely for it. Watch as he takes the tasks in a whole new direction and pranks Wizarding Britain. Posted to celebrate April fools day. One-shot, complete.

Harry's life after defeating Voldemort the second time was perfect until he found out it was all a lie. He is then locked up 'for his own good' and while there comes up with a plan to change everything about his life.

Harry is tired after the final battle but can't sleep. While relaxing he overhears a shocking conversation and decides it's time for some changes. Currently complete. There may be more in the future if interest is high enough.