In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.

December 2, 1993. To F. Christmas, The North Pole. Percy's final letter to Santa, at the age of seventeen.

As the overwhelming need for lip gloss and nail polish sweeps across Petunia's class, she learns what it means to have a witch for a sister.

It's several months after Percy's reconcilliation with his family, and Fred and George are taking advantage of his offer to let them stay in his apartment. There's yogurt, olive juice, wrestling, and a lot of subtext.

While Harry's fifth-year Care of Magical Creatures class was studying Bowtruckles, the N.E.W.T.-level class was studying Jarveys. What is a Jarvey? Well, just ask it, and it'll probably have something to say to you... although you might not like it.

It's hard to imagine what Hermione and Luna would talk about while waiting for Rita Skeeter to show up for the Quibbler interview. It's even harder to imagine that they could have discussed true love--specifically, Ron's.

Remus isn't in the library, isn't in the common room, and isn't talking to Sirius. He's angry about something-something to do with Sirius's Slytherin brother. Takes place after the events of "We Should Be There" and contains OotP spoilers.

Would you want to take Percy Weasley to get his Apparition license? Well, frankly, neither does Arthur, but that's what being a good father is about.

Set during OotP, Percy finds himself someplace he never thought he'd have to resort to going. Fortunately, the girl he goes to for her... services... is exactly what he needs to help with the loneliness.

It's the height of the second war against Voldemort, but certain mundane tasks still have to be undertaken--such as getting one's Apparition license. Will a simple secretary be overwhelmed by Harry Potter's celebrity?

MWPP - The month after one of those "close calls" Remus tells Harry about, Remus has to deal with his feelings of guilt, Sirius has to deal with his feelings of helplessness, and they both have to deal with their feelings for each other.

The action-packed prequel to "Illusion Charms" and the opposite in tone thereof--flippant prose abounds, as does boy-kissing-boy.

Sixth-year prefect Percy brings Professor McGonagall some contraband found in the.... girls' toilet? What was Percy doing in the girls' toilet, and why does McGonagall now have difficulty grading second-year essays?

After a particularly brutal Quidditch loss, Percy's attempts to console Oliver are received a little too enthusiastically. The morning after, Percy has to deal with Oliver's reaction. Mild slash.

Just why does everybody think Percy is gay? Purest parody.

Percy and Oliver have never had that much in common-what could they possibly have to talk about on their last night at Hogwarts? Non-slash.