Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard And they're like Its better than yours And she's like I'm not just some score Ginny is practically swimming in young men, but there's a problem...BOYS ARE NEEDY!

Two American girls transported into the magical wizarding world....same old, same old. But what happens when they are transported into different bodies? Racial changes, gender changes. Only madness of the most amusing kind can ensue.

Draco discovers a cute, cuddly visitor left to him by a Mysterious Person. How will this new kitty bring Harry and Draco closer together? Only the madness of the author's creation, followed by you reading it, will reveal the crazy antics and adventures!Re

Harry is taken captive by Draco who is determined to protest the most vulgar of holidays known as Valentine's Day. Perhaps they can both learn how to truly celebrate love on this special day...

I am Luna, hidden mastermind. I am Loony Luna Lovegood, perceived as strange by all, confusing by most, and dim by some. I am the kook, the nut, the eccentric outsider… My absurdity frightens people at times, but for the most part, they believe I am a har

Harry and Draco are both lost in a chaotic world after the death of Dumbledore, and each must turn to the person he hates most to find the answers they both desperately need.

Only by walking in Darkness can we truly appreciate the Light.

Sometimes a taste is enough.

An illustrious story of sex, holiday greenery, not so internal monologues, sex, gay, gay, gay, sex, gay sex, and attempted murder...did I mention the gay sex? And yes, it was induced by some very enjoyable peppermint tea.

A unique, "schizophrenic" style of writing with any pairing imaginable.

Seamus is ready for a change. His persona of choice? Grungy, angst-driven smoker?rnHe soon discovers that sometimes the best way of moving ahead is to remember the past.rnCourtesy warning: slash

Nothing is going to convince Harry Potter that he is gay... but perhaps a certain Slytherin can...