Harry comes home with a nasty burn from auror training. Ron fixes him out and a few confessions come out in the process. SLASH. LANGUAGE.

As a general rule, hospital suck. Even wizard hospitals. Fortunately for Harry he's got some crazy roommates to brighten up the fluorescent day. ONE-SHOT.

Randomness for a challenge. Some of the chapters are really short but bear with me.

This is just me writing a story to add to "The Tales of Beedle the Bard." Includes comments on it by Dumbledore.

In honor of Twilight. I'm publishing this story. It's all the girls in Hogwarts excited about Twilight. Renee is based on me. Chapter 2 is their reactions to the movie plus a bit more fun.

Draco Malfoy is coming home to see the woman he fell in love with a long time ago, the only problem is she's got a kid, and it's his. ABANDONED, SORRY! As much as I'd love to continue, I'm fresh out of ideas for this one :sadface: feel free to ADOPT!

Basically Harry Potter is a girl and Dumbledore has convinced her to disguise herself and her friends as guys to attend Hogwarts, an all guys school. ABANDONED, SORRY! I'm fresh out of ideas for this one :sadface:

Hermione wakes up in the Slytherin boys dorm surrounded by unusually friendly Slytherins and an exchange student without a single recolletion of how she got there or why. For the Finish This... challenge by me.

Lila Hemmington decides to poll everyone in the school to find out who the top 100 hottest girls in the school are only to recieve some pretty interesting results. ONE-SHOT.

Hermione Granger decides to unleash a giant slinkie upon the school while she, Harry, and a small Hufflepuff fourth year named Zoie run along behind it delving the teachers made-up secrets to the world. At least, they think they're made up. ONE-SHOT.

Arthur Weasley loves Ron, even when his son has fallen in love with another man, something that the wizarding community isn't very open to. But when his support for his son could cost him his job, and his family's only income, what's a father to do? SLASH. ONE-SHOT. LANGUAGE.

After a mishap with a Bludger, Harry finds himself in the Hospital Wing. Again. Only this time things go a little differently when he wakes up. And a lot better than he could have ever hoped. SLASH. ONE-SHOT. Don't talk to me about the title -hides in shame-

Harry feels like he never sees Ron anymore, who's always away at his job with the Ministry. But when Ron gets hurt and winds up in St. Mungo's, Harry is starting to feel like their relationship might be saved. Until certain things come to light, that change everything. SLASH. ONE-SHOT. LANGUAGE. Slightly explicit moment, not in any detail really. M just to be safe.

Now that the war is over Harry treats himself by buying a nice big fluffy bed. Only it's too nice, too fluffy, and WAY too big. Ron has the perfect solution, but it'll change a lot more than just how Harry feels about his bed. SLASH. ONE-SHOT. LANGUAGE.

All around Harry everyone is getting engaged, leaving Harry to wonder if he'll ever have the same honor. Especially when the one person he truly loves, well, it's complicated. SLASH. ONE-SHOT.

Harry and Ron have agreed to date, but it's more of a "just to see how it goes" kind of thing than anything real. Except then it becomes real, now what? SLASH. ONE-SHOT. LANGUAGE.

As if fourth year wasn't already bad enough, Ron's feelings start going a little wonky, and by wonky he meant he'd found himself quite fallen for Harry. SLASH. ONE-SHOT.

It's funny how empty one feels when they realize they've been chasing the wrong dream. SLASH. ONE-SHOT WITH ALTERNATE ENDING.

Harry has a little love potion problem, but what can Ron do to fix it? SLASh. ONE-SHOT.

Two of the youngest teachers in history have to deal with psycho little sisters, gossip, parents, and most terrifying of all... third years. SLASH. ONE-SHOT. LANGUAGE.