HP with a decent dash of Twilight. My, err, rather messed up rewriting of the ending of GoF, wherein Cedric Diggory gets to live because Edward Cullen sparkles when he dies. I was bored. Edward fans will have to forgive me. Or not. I don't really care.

Stan's got it bad enough being almost fifteen and, to his knowledge, the only gay kid in town. In the midst of coming to terms with this, his stupid dad has to take gay rights activism to extreme and humiliating levels. Why can't he just have a normal life?

"It doesn't matter if you're a doormat, gay, or just plain stupid, but you're pretty screwed, man. We warned you. We told you not to marry that fat jerk, Butters…"