If you think your body is the one private place you have free from everyone but yourself, think again. A dark invocation has been sent out and they are answering. But who are they being called to? Who is going to literally lose their minds?

[Beauty and the Beast AU] Hermione lives in a village with her merchant father. Scorned by the locals, she loses herself in the books her father brings her. But one day, he returns with a red rose and he is dying. He plucked it from the garden of a beast. Now Hermione must return to this beast's castle to save her father, but damn herself.

After the War, after they've lost everything, how do they pick up the pieces? Two people do so every Friday afternoon with trembling hands and gasping breaths.

In the wake of Voldemort's defeat, the Ministry is enacting new laws, most notably the Werewolf Reform Act. The conditions are staggering. Can Remus bring himself to ruin another life to help save his own? Who would willingly want to be a werewolf's wife?

The War is over and Voldemort reigns. Hermione is now one of his assassins, taking out any resistance. Her latest job is to kill the underground leader, The Professor. A personal hit indeed for the infallible Phoenix.

After a hasty rescue, Hermione must go into hiding at Lupin's, carrying a rather weighty 'object' the Dark side wants. That's not even half of their troubles. A mouthy dead Seer, one angry Voldemort, some close quarters, and even closer calls...

Oh dear...Hogwarts is putting on a play: Beauty and the Beast. Some how Hermione gets wrangled into being Beauty and through a few mishaps Remus must fill in as Beast.