"John," the detective asks abruptly, "have you ever thought of being a pirate?" And of course once Sherlock gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. One-shot, ranging from silly to light angst, and fluffy as a bunny.

When badly written Mary Sue stories invade Grimmauld Place, will canon survive the encounter? Read if only to imagine their faces! ON HIATUS

Sirius, his first night after escaping Azkaban, stops for a moment and finds something he's lost. Songfic, oneshot

"I pickpocket him when he gets annoying." Lestrade is sick of Sherlock constantly walking off with his ID...and his badge...and his handcuffs...and decides the best revenge might just be a subtle one. Established Johnlock and Mystrade, non-graphic

It was supposed to be a vacation. Relaxing. Reinvigorating. Riiiiiiiiight. Because with Sherlock around, nothing is ever that simple. And now, hiding in a forest with no supplies, no tent, and a murderous gang of jewel thieves after them, the world's only consulting detective decides he finally wants to learn about the stars. Who is John to say no?

Sirius muses on his role as the black sheep of the Black family. Oneshot.

“You’re back,” he whispered. She nodded, and he sighed. “Who is it?” The answer, when it came, was not entirely unexpected. “You,” Death said quietly. HP Sandman crossover. Sirius talks with Death one last time. Oneshot, not SBOC

When Hermione wakes up in House Elf Land, one thing is certain: she's not in Hogwarts any more!

My take on Sirius's thoughts when he was locked in Flitwick's office. PoA based.