What do you think happens when someone accidentally summons Bartimaeus instead of a Faceless One? A meeting between him and the Skeleton Detective, Skulduggery Pleasant himself! (Oneshot)

Dr. House was returning home from the hospital when a random guy in a bat costume dropped on his car. Now, the super-genius-almost-insane doctor will be in charge of the recovery of the one and only, Dark Knight. Even if he's stashed in the basement.

Skulduggery Pleasant. Warrior. Sorceror. Detective. Skeleton. But even the great Skeleton Detective was young and alive once; poor, fleshy, and plagued by periodic stammering spells. The story behind the legend; the story of Skulduggery Pleasant when his life wasn't all that Pleasant. Well, at least he was alive, though.

How a typical day begins for Harley and her puddin'. Dark & Gruesome One shot. (Warning: Contains sexual references and very graphic descriptions of violence. Not for the squeamish.)