Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :

Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

'Neville's smiles are nice too. Harry wouldn't say they were beautiful - because they weren't - they were just sort of lopsided and easy.' SLASH HP/NL Harry/Neville! Enjoy and remember to review!

That'd be the perfect revenge.I didn't know you could be so evil!" "Oh,I can be evil if I want to.Very evil."Remus gave a rare devilish smirk. "Yes and did you know you're very hot when you're evil?."Sirius grinned at Remus' blush. "Oh,hush you."

He giggled slightly,trying to imagine Sirius singing in the bathroom.That was a bad idea.Images of a wet,naked Sirius invaded Remus’ brain,swirling around his head.Remus groaned almost inaudibly.Why did he have to have a crush on his best mate? RnR :

Tonks had to suppress a gasp as she watched Remus and Sirius through the keyhole. The rawness and intensity of their kiss was electrifying. It was wild, feral and so bloody beautiful... Read and Review!

Remus has not had his monthly dose of chocolate and the poor werewolf is going crazy! So what will he do when he spots the one and only Sirius Black eating a bar of the rich, succulent substance? Remus/Sirius oneshot Read and review please!

James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"

Sirius shuffled closer to Remus and smiled."Remus... you have no idea how much I've missed you...-"He stopped suddenly.Remus was curving his body away from Sirius, a desperate expression on his face."Wh-who are you?" Read and Review! RLSB

Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!

I bet he knows exactly how horny he’s making me.Right now,my horniness is miles past its normal level,and that is saying something.I’m so horny,in fact,that I may have to lock James and Peter out of the dorm for the whole of the weekend. RLSB SLASH!

Sequel to 'It All Started In The Bathroom'."Hey, Moony."he whispered as he brushed the honey- coloured locks aside to gently kiss the skin between his neck and shoulder.Remus' mind went blank and his quill slipped out of his hand."Hi..." He breathed.RnR!

Sirius is deliberately annoying poor Moony.When Remus tells him off,he's slightly shocked by the response he recieves."What are you gonna do about it,Moony?" Sirius whispered,grey eyes sparkling mischievously."Bite me?" Oooh.For MisheruMishell RLSB SLASH

Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!

We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!

After Remus finds the fourth HP book,Sirius and he take it to the Potters' house,intending on continuing with their reading of Harry's life.Sequel to 'Of Reading,Harry Potter and Prisoners of Azkaban'.RLSB SLASH and JPLE.Starring Baby Harry! No flames!

Sirius finds a book in Remus' library,and for once, actually wants to READ it.Why?Well,it's about his Godson.Remus,Sirius,James and Lily gather together to read HP and the POA.James/Lily,Remus/Sirius SLASH.No flames, please.Starring Baby Harry!

Draco Malfoy wasn't smirking or sneering or frowning or glaring.He was SMILING.Like he was HAPPY about something.Which,technically,wasn't even allowed in Slytherin." Draco seems far too happy for his own good. Why,though? Ooh. The mystery. HPDM SLASH!

Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!