Naruto lives in his own house, minding his own business and hiding a terrible secret. One mistake in the forest leads to a visit from the Kings infantry: the dreaded Akatsuki. With his family ripped from him and only his perverted godfather to rely on, how long can Naruto keep out of Yahiko's far reaching clutches? Meanwhile, Itachi tries to teach Kisame the meaning of subtlety.

On a trip to a woodland park one day, Harry comes across England's only venomous snake - a black Adder. This mischievous snake changes Harry's depressing view on life, developing his personality as an inherent prankster. Together they will turn Hogwarts on its head, encountering challenge after challenge, as their misadventures continuously drive them into trouble.

Sarutobi was left devastated after the death of Minato but now his main problem (aside from the return of the dreaded paper-work-from-hell) is what to do with the bundle of screaming joy left behind. Perhaps Jiraiya can shed some light on the situation. Strong Naru. Rating is subject to change.