Retelling of Chibi Vampire/Karin. Midoriya Izuku is a "reverse vampire". At the age of 17, he should've awakened as a vampire, but he didn't need to drink human blood to sustain himself. Instead, he creates blood that erupts into torrential nosebleeds. With the arrival of the new transfer student, Uraraka Ochako, his secret is at risk and Uraraka grows suspicious of his behaviour.

Yes, people in Hogwarts used pick-up lines too.

AU. It didn't take one mishap but several before Sasuke and Hinata realized they had embarrassing, not to mention borderline hazardous, effects on each other's lives. Sasuhina.