"Who would ever marry you?" exclaimed Tauriel, her cheeks flushed and her eyes sparkling dangerously. "You're so FAT!" The secret to Legolas's angsty past. Rated T for mild violence and some sappiness. Dedicated to all those who have reviewed my story, A Reasonable Defence. :)
Various avengers try to pick up Thor's mighty hammer. Will any of them succeed?
When huge armies of orcs and chitauri start entering the galaxy through a mysterious portal, the jedi council knows they need gather their own army...from other fandoms. But to gather such an army requires movie switching and a bi-polar almost-not-quite-an-OC. (Please don't run.) Star Wars/Hobbit/LOTR/Avengers universes, plus a few references to other films thrown in.
When Galadriel hires Orophin as wedding coordinator, things start to get out of hand. But what can you expect when Orophin never has a clue as to what's going on? Valentine's Day special.
Several dislikable characters write a series of papers defending themselves and their actions. Includes good guys as well as bad guys...for anyone who feels like the world doesn't fully appreciate him.
New Year's Eve special. Elrond endeavours to write a short novella about Estel's happy childhood. He is interrupted frequently. A sequel of sorts to the Annual Imladris Christmas party, but may stand alone.
Lord Elrond's plans to make Estel's childhood a happy one appear to be foiled when Gandalf and the Imladris elves call strike.
Day Nine of the FFCC. Darth Vader goes to the mall on Dark Side Friday in quest of the perfect gift.
When the laws change to force Arkham asylum to hold a traditional Christmas for it's inmates, Rachel recruits Bruce Wayne to sponsor, and attend, the Arkham Christmas party. What with letters to Santa Claus, loud music, and a butler in a Santa costume, it seems that Christmas this year could not only be ridiculous and chaotic, but also dangerous.
The third story in the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. When Olaf finds a special letter to Santa Claus, he decides to make Prince Hans' Christmas a happy one. Fortunately or unfortunately, things don't turn out exactly as he expects...
"Great," thought Erestor. "Now I have my two least favourite people in my room." No slash. Rated for hilarity, violence in the way of pillows and books, vain balrog slayers, abuse of a certain feline, and foul usage of fell language. Warning: Ccgaylord, one of the best literary critics I know, says that this story has "no plot". He is definitely right.
Estel is younger than Alderon. Angst/drama/horror/tragedy/crime/enemyship. Warning: Lily Lindsey-Aubery hated this story. Dedicated to Lily, and all those who favourited my story, A Reasonable Defence. Rated for annoying characters, bullying, etc. R&R! To like or not to like...that is the question. :P
An innocent dinner party becomes the launching of an epic mission, when Gandalf uncovers Aragorn's deep, dark secret. The former Fellowship of the Ring, short one member, becomes a criminal organization, intent on stealing from some of the most influential people in Middle Earth. Rated T for mild violence.
The truth about Balrogs.
When a young fairy named Omiel finds one of the three Silmarils, she makes it her mission to return it to its owner. But once she joins up with a peculiar wizard-or, at least, a wizard wannabe, a suspicious dwarf who never can get anyone's name right, an ex-Faramir-fan, a pizza loving snaga, a goth balrog, and many others, she accomplishes a quite different purpose.
Galadriel, Elrond, and Gildor simultaneously decide that blonde elves who never do anything important need to take holidays. But when Haldir, Glorfindel, and Gildor himself all go to the Resort for Random Elves, they find it one of the most strenuous experiences of their lives. It seems nutcases don't get along well together. Until Haldir develops a clever plan.
Legolas and Thranduil, led by Gollum, go on an epic (or not so epic) quest to throw coins into the dead marshes. But the outcome of their mission isn't exactly what any of them expect. Rated T for scary, disturbing mental images but no more.
Regina Spektor sings a short song about Anakin and Luke Skywalker. Parody of The Call.
The Witch King tells the story of the battle of Pellenor Fields like it really happened.Or maybe how it didn't. Never trust a Nazgul! One shot. Contains some very mild gore...if I should rate it T let me know.
What if Gandalf was a great enough wizard to do a very simple thing-like, well, opening a door? And what if, instead of a normal staircase in Orthanc, there was a long, spiraling circular escalator with an up/down switch at the top and bottom? And an elevator that goes way too fast? How would the Saruman vs. Gandalf fight have gone then? Well, as it turns out, pretty much the same.