Ron's in Hufflepuff, Hermione's in Ravenclaw, and our fabby hero Harry Potter...? An AU by yours truly that takes a look at the meanings of friendship, choice, and lilac bloomers. [Only kidding about the last, though. Sort of.]

A short little oneshot about Ginny mulling over seeing Lockhart at St. Mungo's. Yes, an actual nonparody fic from yours truly.

Why do I do this to myself? The sequel to the Sorcerer's Stoned but you don't really have to read that first. Enjoy, mwahahahahaha. COMPLETE!

Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!