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The Plot Bunny Whisperer

  • Deus Ex Machina

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Avengers & Harry Potter Fanfiction • Updated: 7 Mar 2019 • Published: 19 Jan 2015 • 2 Chapters • 3,604 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • Completed

    (Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]

  • 21 Ways To Give Your Lover a Migraine

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 28 May 2008 • 3,515 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Companion story to "At Least It's Not Contagious". Sev ate the last slice of chocolate cheesecake, therefore he deserved punishment. Or at least, that's the excuse Harry was going with.

  • Dear Diary

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 28 May 2008 • 21 Chapters • 2,120 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • Completed

    CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."

  • Dear Journal

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 30 Jun 2008 • 21 Chapters • 2,891 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P. • Rating: K • Completed

    CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."

  • The Plunnie Ate My Brain

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 25 Jan 2016 • Published: 18 Mar 2010 • 22 Chapters • 48,023 words • 0 followers • Rating: T • Completed

    Drabble-plot-idea-thingies from my plunnie farm that never quite made it to big kid's table.

  • Deus Initium

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 20 Apr 2015 • Published: 20 Apr 2015 • 1,624 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    (Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)

  • Midnight Blues

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 24 May 2010 • Published: 15 May 2010 • 2 Chapters • 13,332 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • Harry P. • Rating: M • Completed

    It surprised everyone when Harry Potter died, including the one who killed him. Harry, however, doesn't know how to stay dead. Ignores HBP and DH. Character Death

  • How to Kill Harry Potter

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 3 Apr 2010 • Published: 3 Apr 2010 • 554 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Written back in 2003. Excuse it's utter stupidity.

  • Crystal

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 9 May 2007 • Published: 10 Jun 2005 • 17 Chapters • 25,975 words • 0 followers • Romance • Harry P., Tom R. Jr. • Rating: T • Completed

    AU “He’s as… fragile as crystal…” To wear matching rings is believed to be the ultimate expression of love… Summary inside. HPTR Complete.

  • At Least It's Not Contagious

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 9 May 2007 • Published: 9 May 2007 • 1,456 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Harry's on a sugar high, Dumbledore's more Twinkly than ever, and Snape just doesn't want to catch it. Oneshot. HPSS

  • And When I

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 17 Aug 2006 • Published: 17 Aug 2006 • 710 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • Completed

    NYRC 4. Philosophy, religion, and implied sex. What’s better than that?

  • Memory

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 23 Nov 2004 • Published: 23 Nov 2004 • 881 words • 0 followers • Tragedy/Romance • Harry P., Lucius M. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    I don’t think I ever realized how much they meant to each other until that day… [HPLM, mentions of DMLL] Deathfic, OCPOV

  • Chocolate and Strawberries

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 11 May 2003 • Published: 11 May 2003 • 1,113 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Tom R. Jr. • Rating: K • Completed

    Harry’s mad and Tom wants to make it up to him... Subtittle: Paths of Fate: Interlude 1

  • Everybody's Fool

    By The Plot Bunny Whisperer • Updated: 9 May 2003 • Published: 9 May 2003 • 983 words • 0 followers • Harry P. • Rating: K • Completed

    Songfic Harry makes a request at the graduation ball. hints at slash, angst overtones