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  • Chimera: Lion and Snake

    Five years ago, Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix overthrew Voldemort's regime, turning the page onto a new Golden Age for Magical Britain. Only Harry hasn't been seen in the country since, until now, and he might be seeking to overthrow the government after an apparent elopement and sabbatical of international vigilante retribution. Or not. That bit's a little unclear.

  • Gamer Fic

    Annoyed at the plethora of gamer fics that create this would-be earth shattering paradigm for the protagonist and then just have it be a lazy way to 'stats go up' as he continues life as otherwise normal. Might be multi-chapter, but can stand alone. Just having some fun.

  • Dodging Original Content and Stealing Fanverses

    One-shots set in LeadVonE's Dodging Prison & Stealing Witches. 'Canon' compliant in the sense they are plausible outcomes or events at time of writing. Not perfect continuity, but everything more or less set in the same 'verse'. Rated M for specific lines, no smut.

  • Third Year Sorting

    Instead of being held back because of the Dementor aftereffects, Harry successfully makes it to the Third Year Sorting Cermony.

  • None Can Live While The Others Survive

    A Blood Ritual through The Veil of Death leaves Harry trapped in a Hogwarts Battle Royale that he must survive if he is to make his way back to the land of the living to stop Voldemort's second rise. The Dark Lord has chosen Harry's opponents well. Harry was his greatest foe, and now Harry will face that same foe - himself. Himselves. And whoever else comes along for the ride.

  • What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events

    A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.

  • A Day in the Dreams of Ronald Weasley

    Sometimes, from a different point of view, one story becomes two.

  • The Rise of the House of Rookwood

    Augustus Rookwood, unspeakable and Death Eater, discovers the prophecy. How ironic, that Dumbledore and Voldemort should grant him a destiny even greater than their own.

  • To Love in Vain

    A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.

  • A Half Blood Prince Indeed

    A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.

  • Whatever Happened to Bromance?

    Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.

  • A Collection of Challenges

    Various one-shots that I've written over time. No storyline, just lulz.

  • The Wand Chooses The Wizard, The Wizard Chooses The Witch

    A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Lady Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.

  • A Question of When

    Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.

  • Slytherin Harry

    One little change changes everything. Harry/Daphne, Harry/Victoire Daphne/Victoire implied. Slight AU. Rate M for language but it's infrequent.

  • A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing

    6th year AU, Harry puts the puzzle together slightly faster. Now he just needs to come up with a plan of action. Fortunately, help comes from an unexpected source. Rated M for a reason. Smut/adult situations.

  • For Want of a Wand

    Incredible, how a single change in history can lead to a whole new world. For Harry Potter, all it takes is a wand.

  • In Reflection

    Harry reflects on the horrors that hindsight brings.

  • To Deny Defeat

    Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.