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  • The Wet T Shirt Contest

    One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?

  • Thank God You're Here: Big D

    A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here” thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to work against the clock and a specified word count.

  • Parting The Continents

    Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.

  • What Would Slytherin Harry Do?

    An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

  • Harry Potter and the Holyhead Harem

    PostHBP. HarryMany After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.

  • Silence

    One Shot AU. Set in the future. A look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. Dark!Harry.

  • Harry Potter and the Long Road Home

    Seventh year AU HarryLilyPetunia Harry has a showdown with the Dark Lord, and everything changes.