Ryo dreams of a beautiful, mysterious girl with a crescent moon on her forehead. He thinks nothing of the dream though, until one day he and the Ronin Warriors encounter a strange, mute girl with amnesia who turns their world upside down.

AU- Fast times at Karakua High. Renji is hot for a red head, Tatsuki wants her childhood friend, Uryu tries to escape the clutches of a sadistic goth, while Orihime fantasizes about the new, young, hot teacher. CRACK