AU! Balthazar Roché and Castiel Collins are sent by their magazine to cover the Cohens, a multi-generational rodeo dynasty. There they meet Chuck and his sons Michael and Nick, but their trip to Tulsa may just result in more than they bargained for. Character death at the end. M for language and sexual content. Eventual death of a prominent character. Balcifer/Destiel and others.

Your name is Rose Lalonde, and right now, you're about eighty-five percent sure your bedroom walls are bleeding. Grimdark!Rose, M for language, violence, and terrifying content. (There is very little shipping in this story.)

A series of oneshots, related and unrelated, humanstuck and not, of rare ships (not just pairs) in the fandom. Each ship is by request, so if there's something you want to see, drop me a line either here or on my Tumblr! M for language and sexual content.

The one where Rufioh is a model and Horuss plays baseball for the San Francisco Giants because there is not enough of these cuties. M for language and sexual content.

The long-awaited sequel to "Coming to Terms"! Eridan and Sollux are finding their places in each others' lives, but with Vriska's ever-present drama, will their fledgling relationship last? M for language, sex, and other adult themes.

"I don't know who, but someone is definitely withholding information from us." Dinner went well, but Meyer isn't ready to accept that their job is going to be so easy. T for language. Part 6 of "Petty Crimes."

"No one's making you stay here, Charlie. You can go to bed." Meyer struggles to fall asleep while Charlie has always found it incredibly easy, so Meyer has to think of a different way to lull himself to sleep. T for language.

"I don't really like doin' business with Jews in the first place. They're all cold bastards." Meyer and Charlie are in Chicago, but Meyer can't shake the feeling that there's something he's missing. T for language and minor slurs. Part 5 of "Petty Crimes." (Also contains Johnny Torrio and Big Jim Colosimo, but they're not in the character lists.)

"Before all this, before A.R. became this big gangster and founded this empire, he started off a gambler. And considering you, I'd say he still is." Meyer and Lucky get a run-down of what exactly their job will entail and are forced to confront some less-than-pleasant possibilities. T for language. Part 3 of "Petty Crimes."

"What kinda Mafia-type job you got that your boss wants to meet me?" After Meyer spills the story of his encounter with Lucky to A.R., Rothstein decides he wants to meet Lucky for himself. T for language. Part 2 of "Petty Crimes."

After Nucky lets him go, Meyer has a lot of thinking to do. Set between episodes 7 and 8 of season 1, no later spoilers. Lanskiano porn because I'm not sorry. M for language, slurs, and smut.

"You want to earn a hundred dollars, yes? I can make you work for it." When a would-be pickpocket fails to steal his wallet, Meyer Lansky gets more than he bargained for and less than he wants. Modern day AU because I love the idea of Meyer in present-day New York. T for language and non-explicit smut. Part 1 of "Petty Crimes."

The real story of how Michael and Rachel met. Tie-in to "Rodeo Dreams." M for heroin references and non-explicit first time.

"I highly doubt Torrio pulled the trigger. But I would be astounded if he didn't sanction it." The deal struck, Meyer and Charlie return home, but not without looking over their shoulders every step of the way. T for language. Part 8 of "Petty Crimes."

"It's a shame. Carolyn was looking forward to doing business with you." It turns out, Torrio may not be as agreeable to arrangements as Meyer and Charlie hoped. M for language and sexual content. Part 7 of "Petty Crimes."

"We both know what kinda judgment I have. Besides, A.R. ain't the type you say no to." There's a twenty-two hour train ride separating New York City from Chicago. A lot can change in that time. Or maybe not. T for language and sexual content. Part 4 of "Petty Crimes."

Alternate universe, set ten years after the Second Wizarding War from Draco Malfoy's point of view. Does not follow canon and does not tie in with Dreamy Eyes, my other Druna fic, so no spoilers. Oneshot. Complete.