Hermione Granger's reluctant marriage to Severus Snape is hard work. Keeping it secret from the rest of the world? Even harder. Mad-Eye Moody uses the Marriage and Linkage Act of 1997 to be a pushy matchmaker. Deathly Hallows Marriage Law AU.

The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn't care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny?

Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.