That single plea, coming from kiss-swollen, spit-shiny lips, is Harvey's undoing. Post 4x07.

The root of all evil, Draco opines, is not money, nor a love story without a happy ending, but an innocent question of "What's it like with a bloke, Malfoy?" HPDM. EWE.

The first thing Harry heard upon arriving was shouting in the kitchen. HPDM. EWE.

Because the second time around is so much sweeter. Kind of. And really, does Harry bloody Potter need to be so fit that he causes trouble in Draco's overrated dragonhide trousers? Seriously! Sequel to Malfoy Sensibilities.

In which Malfoy, really, has a one-track mind and thinks that Potter, of all things, is a cheeky sex symbol. Prequel to Malfoy Sensibilities II.