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Purple Fuzzi Wumps

  • Portrait

    The night that Sirius tried to break into the Gryffindor Common room, what happened? Why did he attack the Fat Lady's portrait? This is the story of that night, as told by the Fat Lady.

  • Horcrux

    A poem about Harry and the Horcruxes. Seven stanzas of seven lines. woot.

  • Loony

    A silly poem about Luna Lovegood, Nargles, Snorcacks, Lounge singers, and misnomers.

  • Birthday in Blood

    New Year One-shot. The Prophecy stated that one must kill the other, for neither may live while the other survives. But they forgot. He never got to live, never forgot. Voldemort raises Voldemort. Happy New Year!

  • A Lack of Color

    Valentine's Day has never agreed with Helga Hufflepuff until one very gray year when she finally decides that hiding on one of the Towers is a much better plan. HufflepuffxSlytherin

  • Look for the Good Instead

    Harry is the BWL and his twin, Chaz, really doesn't mind not being in the spotlight himself. But Harry changed. While Harry tries subtlety in a new universe, he can't hide himself forever, especially from a family he never knew. ABANDONED

  • Before a Journey

    Winter One-shot. Two days after Christmas and Harry is still getting fanmail! An after Christmas special with the Potters from LftGI. Just a drabble to get to know Harry.

  • Daddy

    Christmas One-shot. Harry's first Christmas as a father. Cute, drabbly.

  • The Billowing Cloak of Doom

    Oneshot. How does Severus make his cloak billow so? How did he learn to do it? And who says he didn't reveal the whole prophecy? Aside from Dumboldbore I mean? Random. Slight noncanon aspect.

  • Wedding Bells for Evil

    Wedding Bells ring as a Death Eater and a warrior of the Light are wed to end the war, and allow the ascension of the Dark Lord Voldemuffin. A jealous ex, questionable taste in men, and love potions. HPSS Satire HPHP implied