Dementors make a habit of feeding off of Sirius' anguish over losing Remus. Two friends help him through his need for comfort, while trying to protect him from friends of the Black family. Heavy smut showers with a 100 percent chance of SEX!

A ska song about the seventh book.

What would the characters of Harry Potter do for a Klondike bar? Hermione, Quirrel, Snape, Lucius, Hagrid, Ron, Trelawney, pretty much everyone is in here. And finally featuring . . . HARRY! Now taking ideas for Dumbledore!

AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly gets Artemis to investigate Hogwarts, but will Artemis find more than he bargained for? Mulch works for Voldemort? Snape's a father? Has the world gone mad!

Follow up to my Klondike Bar story. Characters of HP do stupid things and pay for them! Harry accio's idiocy! Sirius gets five minutes of fameinfamy on muggle television! Next chappie, Lupin dances to Thriller!

The mischevious life of Lee Jordan and his obsession of talking! MADNESS! Precursor to Klondike Bar! Shortest Short Story Ever! EAT!

The untold adventures of James and Sirius as the walking dead! Well, not literally. Shortest Short Story Ever Series!

What did Ginny and Tommy really write to each other? Another seriously short short story! Follows up to What Would You Do for A Klondike Bar!

The story that J.K. Rowling left out! A few first years lives can't be complete with making Snape's a living hell. Several OC's, but plenty of Harry and Ron. Meet Caspian, Lawrence, Lara and Twiggy. Substitute teachers wreak havoc. They protest for better