As a sequel to 'Queers are here,' after Dumbledore refuses to do stuff with Ron, Ron cheats. They break up and Ron will do anything to get a new boyfriend. Watch Potter Puppet Pals first! If we owned PPP, it would go something like this. COMMENTS R GREAT!

Caution: This story has no plot or point to it in any way whatsoever. However, if you are interested in reading something completely random and pointless, then feel free to read this story. May even be more random than When Anti-Depressants Attack.

Dumbledore brings a baby to Hogwarts. Will Hermione and Snape bring the baby back to her parents or will Harry and Ron get in their way? Only time will tell. Rated T for language and sexual references.

The Potter Puppet Pals end up in the glorious 3-D Hogwarts and meet their real world counterparts. How will the less comedic and more plot-oriented Harry Potter characters react? Only one way to find out!

The Potter Puppet Pals decide to make an adult film in order to make money for the school. Serious brain bleach may be needed, but there's nothing too risque. However, children should not read this story. Not at all. Hilarity ensues in the form of unproductiveness and the infamous 'funny candy.'

The Potter Puppet Pals want to give you alcohol poisoning, or diabetes. We suggest you only - HARRY: NO! NO! You'll use alcohol and you'll like it! Read, enjoy, and get wasted! Don't listen to Harry. You die if you use alcohol. So use M&Ms. M&Ms are ta

We had a guest author help us with this story. Anyway, the puppet pals attempt to learn how to drive and end up doing everything but learn to drive. Just read and enjoy. Disclaimer: We don't own HP or PPP.

The Potter Puppet Pals are back for more fun adventures! After visiting a suspicious Chinese restaurant, Ron and Hermione get a fortune that they won't soon forget! It's like Freaky Friday but raunchier and naughtier. Comment please, we love them so!

It's Christmas time for the Potter Puppet Pals and Harry, Ron and Hermoine must save Santa when Voldemort tries to ruin Christmas. Make sure to leave comments! We wanna know what you think. MJ jokes were written before his death; no offense intended.

Snape, after a long while of deprssion, finally gets the antidepressants he needs but the Potter Puppet Pals find that they work a little too well. We own nothing but you should see Potter Puppet pals before reading this. Leave comments! We love em!

One day after Dumbledore returns from a mysterious place, the Potter Puppet Pals gang is in for a surprise! We do not own Harry Potter or Potter Puppet Pals, but you should see Potter Puppet Pals before reading. COMMENT! Jokes about MJ were made predeath.