Bad fanfic contest at university again. I'm sorry. AU, Harry is just an ordinary orphaned child, Lily and Petunia weren't related, Voldemort wasn't a thing. M for non-explicit lemons and suicide. (Binns/Myrtle, one sided Harry/God, Harry/Jesus)

This actually hurt to write. My university society is having a bad fanfic contest because of My Immortal. This is the result. Everything about it is terrible. Read at your own risk. Non-explicit lemons within. I'm sorry.