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  • James Potter's Foolproof Guide to Wooing Witches

    By the fish is now dead • Updated: 13 Jul 2015 • Published: 13 Jul 2015 • 2,569 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Are you lonely? Single? Mildly repulsive? Well look no further, because this is the resource for you. James Potter teaches you how to get the girl from personal experience.

  • The Mystery of the Missing Muggleborns

    By the fish is now dead • Updated: 2 Jun 2015 • Published: 2 Jun 2015 • 1,360 words • 0 followers • Parody/Mystery • Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Rose, Scorpius, and Albus are confused. Muggleborns all over the school have been disappearing for suspicious periods of time and then reappearing out of nowhere. What are they hiding? (I never thought I would write something based on a tumblr post, and yet... here we are.)

  • Letters to You

    By the fish is now dead • Updated: 30 Jan 2014 • Published: 19 Sep 2011 • 20 Chapters • 11,790 words • 0 followers • Rating: K • In Progress

    Next Generation letters to home.