Ehhhhh? What's with these numbers? Those words are way too big! I'm not reading all that! Ah. Say, can you give me a hand? Yama-o? Hey, are you listening? Stop ignoring me! Yama-o! Gamer!Luffy. I'm only half sorry for writing this.
Karasuba never had any intention of finding her "Destined One"; to spill blood, any Ashikabi would do. With that said, she was never supposed to meet a genocidal maniac as sick and twisted as Emiya Shirou. Maybe romance wasn't dead after all.
Though Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke became, without question, the strongest people in the Hidden Leaf Village, that didn't mean that they were no longer prone to sudden and stupid arguments. One such sudden and stupid argument had them wind up in a random part of the village... where they ran into a decidedly younger Team 7. (Time Travel. Fem!Sasu.)
Saving people was his purpose. With the concept of heroism being so tightly threaded into who he was as a person, it came as no surprise that he would succeed as a pro hero. That said, no one could say they expected him to be brought on as a teacher at his alma mater. That couldn't be a good idea, right?
Rin might have convinced him to take the gig, but Shirou had a funny feeling that this wasn't what she had in mind at all. If being a master of Chaldea was dangerous before, then now it was an outright suicide mission. Investigating all of these singularities on his own won't be very fun.
Unaware of loss, nor aware of gain. That phrase defined him since the day of his birth. However, the words of a certain magus allowed him to finally break free from the shackles that made him Shirou Emiya. The counterforce would not acknowledge the contract of a man who didn't exist, so where else could he go, other than back to the beginning?
He was weak. But with his sensei's help, he gained the strength and intelligence to fight. But in a world where perverted dragons and siscon demon lords are the norm, how will our blond protagonist survive? It certainly won't help that he developed a crush on a certain black haired beauty! The Akatsuki are the least of his problems!