"Rain is a hindrance. It gets in the way of your plans. It gets in the way of living. It's just plain miserable. We wouldn't all carry umbrellas otherwise." A series of events in the life of Reno the Turk. Warnings: Alternate Universe, Non-Canon, Drug Use, Swearing, Death.

Barret and Red XIII get to know each other a little better by playing a game while they travel to the chocobo farm. Prompt Fill for 's "Give us Something to Write About" thread. Rated T for swearing.

Be emotionless. Do that and the job is easy. Trouble is, being emotionless isn't easy when the embodiment of your regret is standing next to you. Pre-game Alternate Universe Oneshot. Non-BC Compliant. Mild Violence, Language and Character Death.