Sherlock leaves disgusting things in the fridge and never cleans up after himself. John plans to teach him a lesson he will never forget with a hot and steamy dish of Surprising Rice.

Three women sit in jail swapping stories of murder. Bella, murderer of her husband Dr. Edward Cullen and his lover. Rosalie, for the murder of attorney Emmett McCarthy and the four men he defended in court for her rape. Alice, convicted murderer of Texas Ranger Jasper Whitlock and countless others as yet to be found. WARNING: RAPE, GORE, VIOLENCE!

A short drabble fic. What happens when you place a wager on a game and the currency used was someone you loved?

One night Harry discovers that Snape has been pimping out Hermione without her knowledge using Polyjuice. This calls for revenge and a payback that only Harry can deliver.

A moment in time between Albus and Harry before Harry returns to the battle leads to a shocking discovery about Snape and Harry's mother.

Set after DH. It is Christmas Eve and Dumbledore has had enough of Severus brooding over the past. He and a few other Ghosts will use the past to fix the future. Note: The most hilarious version of the Ghost S of Christmas future you will ever meet.