Draco's review of Pansy's new book turns out almost exactly the way she expected. Rated for language and SMUT. OneShot.

After the Dark Lord's demise, someone has to pick up the slack and manage the business of evil... but Theodore Nott? Auror Granger is determined to catch him, but everything's not what it seems. Rated for smut and language.

Theo bets that he can crush the prissy little Mudblood while she's reeling from the Weasel's rejection. Rated for language and generous helpings of smut.

Pansy makes Ron an offer he can't refuse. Contains language, smut, and some Hermione-bashing.

Albus Severus is dating Pansy's daughter, so why is he fantasizing about his girlfriend's mother? M for a reason.

Blaise finds Ginny's absconded with his broom after a rough day of classes, and offers to brighten up her day. Rated for what else? smut. On a broom.

Theo talks Hermione into a 'role-playing' session in the Potions classroom. Sequel to The Nature of the Beast. Rated for language and smut, as per usual.

Infatuation strikes when least expected, can Pansy rein in her strange obsession or give in? Pansy's PoV, mature content.

He would never forgive himself for changing his mind...

Romilda Vane, star photographer for 'Glitter Wizards', has news for George Weasley.

A series of drabble-ish snapshots about Weasley Christmases. Beginning with Molly and Arthur's first Christmas and continuing through each of the children's first holiday.

Post-epilogue. Theo discovers his wife Pansy has been having an affair with Ron Weasley. Hijinks ensue. Rated for lots of F words.

or the terrible truth about airborne veritaserum

Harry and Pansy seem to keep bumping into each other. Is it coincidence? Fate? Or is there something else going on?

Sirius' first post-Azkaban Christmas. Warnings: This is NOT a fluffy Christmas piece. I'm just sayin'.

A conversation between friends.

After the war, Vernon and Petunia move to the least-magical place on Earth at Vernon's insistence. Shortly thereafter, Petunia becomes ill, and the 'normal' doctors are unable to figure out why. How far will Dudley go to save his mother's life?

Bellatrix has a little 'fun' with her favorite toy. Warning: Rated for really graphic violence.

George finds a new way to ring in the new year.

George has a crush on his brother's girlfriend.