As the Doctor and Donna run from the guards, they seek sanctuary at a temple that's off limits to men. When the Doctor is denied entrance, they're confused, though not as much as the poor acolyte who did not plan on spending her evening meeting the two most oddly-dressed strangers she's ever seen. (part of my doctor v gender series)

Merlin tries out a new insult. Arthur's not too sure about it.

Everyone has to die sometime. For some, it comes more naturally than others. As the bodies of Hogwarts' founders lie strewn across the floor, another ruminates on how it had happened, and what was to come next. WARNINGS: gore, insanity, mental degradation, premeditated murder, beheadings, and betrayal.

In which the locket is a fake, Harry is confused, and Regulus left a slightly different message for Voldemort.

On the morning of June 3rd, two very different headlines appear on two very different newspapers for two very different audiences. The Daily Prophet reads: Calamity Strikes Again! Death Eater Attacks Helpless Muggles while the The Telegraph reads: "Man in Darth Vader Cosplay Enters Shop, Destroys Lamp"

A monster is unleashed upon red base, and the team will face loss, grief and pain if they are too survive. Or, the one where Donut just really wants to do everyone's hair.

Penny's thoughts before her death.

Written for Teekalin's prompt: "a Harry Potter/Merlin crossover where Arthur and Lockhart is best friends or something like that. Like they sit around and comment on how good their hair looks or something. It's a crack fic, and how you do it, I don't care. i would just really like to see those two together. It would be hilarious."

The story of Gwaine's magic hair potions he smuggled into Camelot, as previously mentioned in Thranduil's Beauty Parlor and Hair Salon. Can be read alone, although I encourage you to read that one first.

There is rumoured to be a clandestine society whose meetings are shrouded in mystery, where the most admired members of legends gather to bemoan the ineptitude of their colleagues, and confer with one another about matters most mysterious. Or, all of the characters with perfect hair get together and talk about how amazing their hair is. WTNV, LOTR, Merlin, HP, and DW characters.