"I looked down and saw a small person looking up sheepishly with sea green eyes. The boy's unruly, black hair stuck out from underneath his pirate hat. I realized that this was the reason my internal radar was going so wild. This boy had a powerful Greek aura. He was a demigod, and a really powerful one, too."

Percy is late (which really isn't anything new). But things get even worse when he gets attacked by the Minotaur. More than an hour late, filthy, with a ripped tuxedo, Percy now has to figure out how he can possible get to his wedding on time. Rated T for mild language.