What I've learnt this year at Hogwarts: Draco Malfoy is a pureblood Nazi. My friends can't stay out of trouble. The Weasly twins are the devil. Gryffindor is awesome. 1001 Excuses about not having your homework done. 1001 reasons why Snape doesn't care. If you break the rules you get points.

From all the nobles in England I had to take care of that damn spoiled brat known as Ciel Phantomhive. And with Sebastian, that stupid cat lover, stealing my spotlight all the time is going to be difficult to show him I'm a good body guard! But if they discover I'm a girl...I'll be probably fired...or worse...